Live of Groupon

We will choose one person to attempt to survive for one year with nothing but a laptop, cellphone, and an unlimited supply of Groupons. If successful, that person will receive
$100,000!

Becky had her day at Groupon HQ

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So Groupon finalist challenge today and woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. …actually more like  a nervous wreck after a near fatal incident with a hammer that I carelessly left in the middle of my floor.  Anyways, I arrived in Chicago around 9am and was taken to the Groupon Headquarters where I met the insanely awesome Groupon Staff.   After a tour of the building and a few other preliminary stuff (  sadly not a wrestling competition)  I was ready to begin my day Living Off Groupons.  I started out by heading over to the  Hancock Observatory to experience the incredible Chicago skyline. Since I’ve never been to Chicago, I was pretty pumped.  I had no idea where I was going and I kind- of attempted to read some maps before asking a man in a Chicago Tribune delivery truck to give me a ride to the tower. The nice delivery truck driver, only referred to as ” Dag”  informed me that I was within walking distance of the tower. I continued on my way.  In transit, I stumbled upon a nice couple heading in the subway station.  I told them about the competition  and they generously offered to buy me an all day subway and bus pass since I had no Groupons for transportation. AWESOME!  I continued walking towards the Hancock Observatory when I came across two teens in full pajama gear complete with footies. I figured that these were the kind of people that would help me so I stopped them and told them about the contest. They said they had limited time to film their YouTube music video, which ” will go viral for sure. “  They couldn’t help me out but offered me the job  of the one and only backup dancer in their video. I eagerly accepted. Anyways, after my brief stint as a backup dancer, I continued towards the Hancock Tower.  I met a man in the front lobby who agreed to buy me  candy bar ” for sustenance” and I headed up to the tower.  I found out, delightfully, that the Groupon pass lasts for one year, so - I’ll be back Chicago.  Anyways, went upstairs, checked out the view and all I have to say is WOW!  Despite being insanely corny, it literally took my breath away…I didn’t even think that actually happened..but alas, I literally sucked in my breath.  I wanted a picture to remember the incredible experience so I traded my candy bar for a picture of me  at the Observatory. ” SCREW SUSTENANCE,”  I yelled while running around wildly. See, ” I’m so reckless too. “  ahahah.  Then, I left the tower and decided to head over to grab a Groupon hot dog  from America’s Dog. Met some interesting people on the way..met some crazies too. Arrived at America’s Dog and ordered  a Chicago Dog, yeah, I’m so cliche.  Anyways, the Groupon was for two dogs and I only needed one  so I bought one for the guy behind me…who I think thought I was lying about the whole competition in general.  Hot dogs are good. Smelling like hot dogs for the rest of the day- not so good….though who knows, maybe I’ve discovered the new perfume craze.  A nice guy on the bus loaned me some gun after I expressed my distress about smelling like hot dogs. P.S. - Am I the only one that didn’t know that hot dog was two words?  Putzed around Chicago some more just enjoying being there. Then, I decided to head back to Groupon. Despite having ample time to get back, I started running just to have that ” Amazing Race” feeling.   Ran several blocks back to Groupon where I’m sitting writing this blog. CRAZY!